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Madame Vava Ving relays what the spirits think about Arthur Blank
I’ve been asked to respond to many questions and I’ll eventually get around to answering most of them. Sometimes the spirits just aren’t communicating and it may take some time to reach the right party and catch them in the mood to converse.
However, when the subject was Arthur Blank, I had no difficulty reaching plenty of spirits, many of whom had hours of tales to tell. Some waited in line to provide details of the life and times of Arthur Blank, AKA The Grinch, and AKA the old fart who can’t keep his hands to himself.
I’ll briefly summarize a few of the many conversations I had with other side on this subject. Keep in mind that some of their revelations are speculation. Even though they are spirits, they don’t know everything and some of them, like our Governor and many legisTraitors, are not above telling a whopper here and there. It’s really sad that so many spirits still have such axes to grind.
The first spirit that came forward was from little Arthur’s childhood, apparently a nanny, though that wasn’t completely clear. She said Arthur was like a snake as a child, absolutely cold blooded. He was smarter than most of the other children, but wanted to play Doctor with the little girls even at an early age. It seemed to the spirit that he ripped the heads off the dolls belonging to the little girls who didn’t welcome his advances, a practice he perfected later in life.
Sigmund Freud checked in (he is a frequent commentator, but his comments are usually the same about everyone). Dr. Freud suggested that Mr. Blank was never loved as a child, and he is punishing women for that lack of affection he missed as a child. In his mind, Freud muses, Blank is punishing his mother.
Still another spirit chimed in, and related times when Mr. Blank worked for Handy Andy Building Materials (where Mr. Blanks got his knowledge of the building supply business) in Florida. She said the women who worked there used to call Mr. Blank, Handsy Arthur because he liked to massage the women who worked there. The spirit couldn’t recall if this was what led to Mr. Blanks being fired from Handy Andy, but she was sure it was a contributing factor.
A lawyer stepped forward with something to say, he was one of the lawyers who sued Home Depot and Mr. Blank and Mr. Marcus for sexual discrimination in the work place. Mr. Blank denied any wrongdoing. Mr. Marcus denied any wrongdoing. They settled the case for millions, apparently just as Sexual Harassment was about to be added to the lawsuit. The lawyer claimed to have more to say but he had to return to stoking those fires where he now resides.
The spirit of an old-timer came forth and his story suggests a motivation for Arthur’s hatred of the Southern People. Mr. Blank is Jewish, which is a happenstance of birth; many prominent Confederate Cabinet members and legislators were also Jewish. The old timer pointed that out to say that he was working for Home Depot, and laughed at a joke made at Mr. Blank’s expense about his being a Jew. Mr. Blank overheard the joke and fired the men, two of which were wearing Confederate Flags on their Shirts. Mr. Blank swore he’d "get even with that Southern rift-raft if it took him the rest of his life."
Years went by, Home Depot grew, Mr. Blank and Mr. Marcus got unbelievably rich. They made most of their money in the South. This didn’t bother Mr. Blank at all, he was color blind to all colors except green, and revenge is a dish best served cold.
A former political analyst and Atlanta Chamber insider came forward to offer his take on Blank’s hatred of the South in light of the “revenge” theory put forth by the former Home Depot employee.
He indicated that Mr. Blank sold most of his Home Depot stock, became a leader in what was then the Atlanta Chamber of Commerce, of course, it is now known everywhere as the Atlanta Chamberpot of Commerce. Under the leadership of Mr. Blank, the ChamberPot took an active role in financing (buying first the Governor, then legislator’s votes) the changing from the REAL GEORGIA FLAG to the Barnes blue rag.
The chamberpot, led again by Mr. Blank, raised the largest campaign war chest in the history of Georgia Politics, over 20 million dollars for Governor Barnes’ re-election. They hired the best public relations firm, the best political scientists, pollsters, and made the most expensive commercials in Georgia history. Opposing them was a lightly regarded ex-Democrat now Republican unknown named Sonny Perdue who only had one thing going for him, that was the common folks mad as hell that their beloved flag was changed. Much to the chagrin of Mr. Blank and the Chamberpot boys, the upstart won.
Mr. Blank huddled with other Chamberpot leaders, “Boys,” he said, “something stinks”. They reminded Mr. Blank what a Chamberpot was and he understood the smell. Despite the smell, Mr. Blank and the boys decided if they could buy a Democrat, they’d try the new boy (Sonny). So the pocketbooks were opened wide by Mr. Blank and others and they approached the Governor and the new Republican Leadership. “Boys,” said the bagman, “have I got a deal for you…”
“All youins need to do is come up with a Republican substitute flag for the Barnes rag, and we will contribute lots of money towards your re-election.”
Some Republicans refused to sell out their constituents, but there was a US Congressional seat open in Cobb County. Mr. Blank, knowing how badly some of the State Senators wanted that job, offered those folks a little extra campaign contribution, okay a lot of extra contributions, if they’d only sell out their constituents. Most of the Cobb County Republican Senators sold out in a heartbeat and kissed Mr. Blank full on the lips (or so the spirit relating the story thought). Two were so excited they couldn’t wait for his face to get free and Senators Price and Clay reportedly kissed Mr. Blank’s posterior. This former Chamberpot insider said he knew where pictures of this famous kissing are hidden, but he withheld that information for the time being. To be honest, I’m not really sure I want to see those photos or whether any of you dear readers would either. Anyway, back to the former insider’s story…
The Governor had it explained to him that he would receive the massive business contributions if he did nothing. All he had to do was sign the bill the legislature passed, no one would blame him, and he’d have all this money for his re-election.
Whether or not the new Governor took the promised contributions the spirit can’t or won’t say; he did point out, however, that he signed the bill [the modified and choiceless HB380]. Draw your own conclusions.
Several spirits pointed out that Mr. Blank was sued again by a woman from his Falcons organization, and again he proclaimed his innocence, and again he settled the case. Mr. Blank is a very generous man settling all these suits for millions while he is innocent.
Mr. Blank’s Home Depot stores were among companies that refused to acknowledge Christ in the form of Christmas, and have thus earned the designation of being listed on the Grinch-List (www.GrinchList.com ).
Never in my years of contacting the other side have I seen so many spirits with negative thoughts about any single person. Blank’s disrespect for women and his hatred of everything Southern remain difficult to understand. Perhaps now, however, we understand a little better. Keep in mind that some of these voices, as relayed above, may have some agenda other than the truth. But there’s no denying that Blank’s behavior does seem to corroborate their remarks.
You may contact Madame Ving by email at madam_va_va@consultant.com with your heritage related questions and for Translations of TurnCoat and Scalawag public statements. Please do not expect an email reply...all replies will be posted on the GHC website.
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