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Madame VA VA Ving announces exclusive deal with Georgia Heritage Coalition
World-renowned psychic Madame Va Va Ving has announced that she will only do interpretive work for the Georgia Heritage Coalition. This announcement followed Madame Ving’s startling translation in the now infamous letter sent by Governor Sonny Perdue to his many 56 flag supporters. By contacting dead politicians Madame Ving clarified what Sonny meant “between the lines” of what he said. It was eye-opening.
In the wake of all the publicity surrounding the release of the translated letter, Madame Ving closed her lucrative private practice saying, “I have enough money saved to live on, clearly now is the time for all Georgia Citizens to join patriotic organizations like the Georgia Heritage Coalition, the Southern Party of Georgia, Sons of Confederate Veterans, the League of the South, and the United Daughters of the Confederacy in their valiant effort to retain the REAL GEORGIA (56) FLAG.”
Madame Ving went on to state, “I recognize my duty to my fellow Southerners to contact the spirits from the other side and help them understand things that defy logic. Like why a billionaire like Arthur Blank lobbied to remove the St. Andrews Cross from the Georgia Flag? Why did the Republicans in power for the first time in Georgia History sell out the people that elected them? What causes people supposedly members of the "Heritage Preservation Movement" to suddenly feel led to write long letters to hostile newspapers? What was the real reason Legislator Franklin turned on his fellow members of the Sons of Confederate Veterans?”
Madame Ving closed her announcement by saying, “I promise, and I stick by my promises unlike some Governors we all know, that I will do everything within my power to return the REAL GEORGIA (1956) FLAG to every flag pole in Georgia.”
Madame Ving will be answering the above questions and others from www.GeorgiaHeritageCouncil.org only. She has disconnected her phone and may, should the management of the Georgia Heritage Coalition choose, list her private email in her columns. She will not answer any questions about anyone’s personal life, unless it relates somehow to the restoration of the REAL GEORGIA 56 FLAG. So no questions about where Uncle Fudd hid his life savings, or who really shot JR.
You may contact Madame Ving by email at madam_va_va@consultant.com with your heritage related questions and for Translations of TurnCoat and Scalawag public statements. Please do not expect an email reply...all replies will be posted on the GHC website.
More translations from Madame Ving coming soon...(and photos, too!)
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