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Madame Vava Ving relays what the spirits think about House Speaker Terry Coleman

Dear Readers, I have been swamped with questions from concerned and confused Georgia Voters. While I prefer to probe the "other side" in depth and then condense the responses, there are simply too many questions begging to be answered.

With that in mind I go directly to the questions asked by you the readers. Similar to many advice columnists, our policy is not to disclose the names of our readers who send questions.

First from Middle Georgia, "Depressed Down in Eastman" writes, "Madame Ving, Our representative was elected Speaker of the house which has historically meant good things for the Speakers home District. Can you help me figure out why the Speaker of the House cares more about Atlanta and the people up there than down here?"

As I contacted the other side, all the Spirits wanted to speak at once. Finally, there was relative silence and the first spirit says it is the "stupidest thing he ever heard of." This spirit was a well-known politician and he says even dead people know you better butter your bread at home.

A second politician points out that Coleman is so stupid he’s under investigation by the US Attorney’s office, an office so lazy they seldom prosecute anyone unless they are positive of a conviction. [Note to U.S. Attorneys: that was a dead politician's characterization, not Madame Ving's.]

A third spirit confessed he was a bagman for the Atlanta Chamberpot of Commerce who was killed in an auto accident when looking over his shoulder to see if the Capitol Police were after him, he claims he left all the money for all the Democrats with Speaker Coleman to distribute, and he sure hopes everyone gets their share on the Chamber money. He is afraid that the speaker may keep it all himself. Still another Spirit chimed in and says, "You don’t think old Coleman would keep all that money for himself do you?"

This was the last clear communication I received, as all the spirits were laughing so hard at that last question they lost their concentration and I could no longer make out a coherent voice.

I will be back soon as all the spirits are now in an uproar, especially Confederate Veterans who are mad as hell about the changing of the flag designed to honor them.